February 2012
218 posts
did anyone know sweet potato waffle fries existed?
i sure as fuck didn’t i just bought some though. i also managed to offend a girl scout leader lady when she tried to get me to buy cookies and i told her since theres no thin mints or samoas they might as well pack it up and call it a day . she tried to sell me on some trefoils and tagalongs i told her if i was homeless those boxes of cookies wouldnt be fit to burn to keep me warm.
"when I met ya I admit my first thought was a...
About to give the pizza guy a stick of gum tip...
"I don't chase em, I replace em and if I'm...
I have no clue how people do those 5-10 people...
Do any guys ever try to pick up women outside...
sounds kind of crazy but who doesn’t need a bite to eat and a shoulder to cry on after an abortion? Lots of girls go there to just get birth control also and they leave with a paper bag full of condoms and lube and dental dams and shit. Time out, who has ever used a dental dam? Honestly I would like to meet someone who has actually used one to just see what their life is like. They probably...
they need to start using green chunk baby poop as...
i just smelled the worst shit ever at work a nurse and i were both almost about to throw up. i had to leave and go outside and breathe fresh air before i felt ok. i have smelled baby poop but this wasnt even in that category it was vile and inhuman. i think i should get fixed so i cant have kids because i cant deal with that im not sure i’ll ever get a boner again. to even be able to have...
True Blue
Most people find relationships like drowning victims find anything to keep them from sinking, going down reaching up for that last bit of air dragging whatever they can with them. I prefer to think that I found you at the bottom and pulled you up with me unfortunately not everyone can be saved
One of the most disgusting things in the world to...
When people button the bottom button on a blazer or button them all, if its 2 you do the top if its three the middle if its 4 take it off and burn it and punch yourself in the face
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Thick girl problems: Those holes in your favorite...
kreaturefeature:
Yeah
My jeans do this does that mean im a thick girl?
USA average: 5.04 inches
notalygner:
Thanking god I wasn’t born in chile holy shit thats a weird dick.
Also this is pretty inaccurate everyone knows the french are a bunch of fucking liars
Saudi arabia looks like a shirt sleeve
how many std's do you think are exchanged weekly...
id have to say at least 100. some of those ads are scary its crazy people even use those. one of my friends saw an ad on there once for a “woman” who wanted to cut a hole in a sheet and wear the sheet while giving a bj so she could remain anonymous. 1) thats fucked up im 98 percent sure it was a guy 2) my friend was black that would be fucked up on every level getting a bj from some...
Looks like I will be going to miami march 7th-13th
Mike will be at work all the days except the weekend so i’ll probably end up joining a dominican gang for stuff to do while he’s not home
listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck...
All I am to you people is great bone structure amazing facial features and perfect skin that work in unison to form these model good looks of mine. I feel like I’m being punished for being the most ridiculously good looking person on the face of the world. People just stare at me and don’t listen to what I’m saying because they are too busy having fantasies about touching my skin...
Pretty good list of reasons to visit pittsburgh,... →
I kind of want breakfast right now, the only...
I've found wolf, deer, and bobcat skulls where can...
had a dream I married katy perry again
i got her pregnant too i told her her blue hair sucked. i wish that dream was real
Downloading To catch a predator 3
Bring a 6 pack of red stripe, mcdonalds, brownies, and a box of condoms if you want to come over and watch with me. It’s ok I’ll be in the back putting a shirt on just come in and have a seat right over there
I don't get the big deal about star wars I only...
I lost a follower after i posted this hahaha probably one of those fools who gets a storm trooper helmet and wears nothing but a bra and takes pics of it on to try to look cool.
I wonder if Obama is getting a beej or got a beej...