March 2012
340 posts
Holy shit my mind is blown I spent all day...
February 2012
259 posts
Day drinking, Four Loko, and 21st birthdays
So last year around this time It was my best friends brothers 21t birthday and we decided to go out with him for it. The day started off at 11am at hofbrauhaus for lunch just Mike and I and quickly escalated to drinking big liters of beer. Which turned into oh its Matts(mikes brothers) birthday lets get shots of barenjager and celebrate(matt wasn’t there) so its 12pm and we are kind of drunk...
Hey If i put up an amazon wishlist will you guys...
I dont really like gin very much
Another thing is no matter how much you think you...
I have never been this tired in my entire life I...
Listening to the new Everytime I Die at 4:55am...
someone needs to come watch the walking dead with...
Thinking of completely giving up sugar for a month
to see how much faster i’ll get shredded. Anyone who knows me knows i drink iced tea all day and night so it kind of hard. I didn’t drink iced tea the entire time I was in chicago and lost 23 lbs in like 6 weeks without even working out or eating diff.
getting super goth in the gym me and some old lady...
so groggy and tired I drank a rockstar which I...
i think the only thing that could wake me and make me feel human would be cocaine unfortunately its illegal or something psh
No miami for me next week
my paid time off wasn’t approved plus ticket prices went up while I was waiting for them to let me know. Even better Im prob going down april 8th for mikes birthday and we might go on a cruise?
esprit de l'escalier
You told me to sweep you off your feet but I don’t even have a broom, Or knew how to use one at the time, you’d drive me home at sunrise, Harry Potter hoodie(you’d laugh at me) The most dangerous thing i’ve ever done in my entire life was kiss you, That night you drove me home, and I texted you after I got in my house and we told each other how excited we were, I’ve...
did anyone know sweet potato waffle fries existed?
i sure as fuck didn’t i just bought some though. i also managed to offend a girl scout leader lady when she tried to get me to buy cookies and i told her since theres no thin mints or samoas they might as well pack it up and call it a day . she tried to sell me on some trefoils and tagalongs i told her if i was homeless those boxes of cookies wouldnt be fit to burn to keep me warm.