Since I’ve been thinking about everything having to do with economics and finance for the past few months.  I realized what financial advisors and money managers alike should be telling their clients.  They steer their clients away from commodities, putting too much in one area, ect but they don’t tell them about the worst investment that all of us are guilty of from time to time and that is the relationship.  How many relationships does the average person have in their life time? How many of them actually work? What percentage do you leave with what you put into it or more? I’d say less than 5% Its almost unheard of that someone goes into a relationship venture and leaves even the same person let alone what it does to you financially. Christmas, birthdays, valentines day presents and just because stuff, dinner, lunch, breakfasts, that all adds up.  Imagine how much money you could’ve saved had you just masterbated before deciding to be in a relationship.Yes masterbated because at least for men before you make an important decision you should masterbate first.  See that new 140$ pair of shoes you might buy on a whim? Go rub one out behind a panda express and see how you feel about them then. oh what? dont need them? thought so.Thinking about having sex without a condom with a really banging girl who may be a haven for stds? Masterbate first i garuntee you wont even invite the bitch over infact she wont even look that good to you after yeah she has DD’s but her face looks like a decaying zebra you’ll probably just make a digornio and watch something on netflix instead.Thinking about buying your gf who you love dearly yet arent entirely sure shes gotten all of the slut tendencies out of her system an engagement ring? Masterbate first you just saved yourself $8-12,000 yes 8-12,000 you cheap motherfucker you love her dont you? dont tell me you were going to get her a ring from zales or some shit ew. Anyways try it out before you make important decisions always masterbate first it can save you from a lot of emotional and financial trouble.