They will go to your thanksgiving party and forget they took cold medicine and procede to get irresponsibly drunk on cheap vodka, Start battle rapping people, puke thanksgiving food out by your doorway that eventually freezes, somehow walk a mile home blacked out and wont be able to get in their apartment so the next logical step is the climb a drainpipe shimmy on the roof and punch in their spare bedrooms 24 inch by 18 inch window and somehow barely fit through it fall 8 feet to the floor and pass out on their bed wake up 4 hours later with no clue what happened realize they are missing a shoe and their glasses then walk into the hallway and see blood smeared absolutely everywhere, notice bad cuts on their hands with glass in them, find their glasses on the front door step and their shoe in the backyard and realize they have 17 missed calls and angry texts from their girlfriend and and friends who were at the party.
not that that happened to me or anything
(via zodiacsociety)
