Ok Story time
So last year my best friend and roommate at the time Mike and I went to the waterfront to the improv one night to see charlie murphy. Those who don’t know he is eddie murphy’s darker older slightly less talented brother who was a writer and actor on the chappelle show and was also in an amazing movie called CB4. Anyways charlie murphy was funny as fuck and we decided to go to hofbrauhaus which is a German Beer and food place that mikes GF worked at at the time. We had a few shots of Barenjager(gods jiz as far as im concerned) and some hefewiezen and were waiting for his gf to get off work to drive her home. We talked in Australian accents the entire time(2 hours) and didnt break character once. Finally as we were leaving we saw a car drive directly through the fucking gazebo in the front. Like directly through it, shit was intense( first picture is the other side with parts of the car everywhere) I immediately screamed CRIKEY MATE!!! since of course I was continuing with the australian theme.No one got hurt but girls got out of the car and started crying because thats what young drunk girls do when anything bad happens. Anyways the driver was wrecked(literally at this point) and started saying how someone cut him off and he had no choice but to keep going straight and over a sidewalk and completely through a gazebo.He didnt stop mid way he didnt hit the front this man drove through it entirely one side through the other. It was hilarious and there is a pic of what it looked like when the car went through it and then one of it boarded up after.
