All I am to you people is great bone structure amazing facial features and perfect skin that work in unison to form these model good looks of mine. I feel like I’m being punished for being the most ridiculously good looking person on the face of the world. People just stare at me and don’t listen to what I’m saying because they are too busy having fantasies about touching my skin and feeling like what it must be like to pet a unicorn. I could have been a world class jai alai player but I was never allowed to because god forbid I get hit in this beautiful face with a hard ball traveling in excess of 120mph. My mom made me wear a protective mask when I was younger so my face couldn’t get ruined and all the other kids would make fun of me and shout out beautiful! You’re too pretty get the shit out of our school and I’d run and cry and say sorry I’m not ugly! I even asked santa clause one year for christmas if he could make me an 8 instead of a 10. All I got that year was the green power ranger action figure. Its something I struggle with everyday and its not funny. I wish everyday I could be less JT and more chris kirpatrick but its just not in the cards for me. I’m daniel and I suffer from high self esteem :(