Since Always

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Do any guys ever try to pick up women outside planned parenthood?

sounds kind of crazy but who doesn’t need a bite to eat and a shoulder to cry on after an abortion? Lots of girls go there to just get birth control also and they leave with a paper bag full of condoms and lube and dental dams and shit. Time out, who has ever used a dental dam? Honestly I would like to meet someone who has actually used one to just see what their life is like. They probably wear a bike helmet when just casually walking around. Oh you have a motorcycle? No just taking a stroll you cant be too careful there’s cracks on the sidewalk and stuff, sometimes twigs or leaves fall off trees i like to be ready.Anyways they have like 37 condoms and packets of lube and no where to go. Thats where you come in you lean up against the wall casually and say hey how about you and I(ladies love proper english) go test out that new birth control. Wait actually first try to find out if they were there getting genital warts burned off or something because that whole situation can turn into a horrible idea pretty quickly. 

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